1.You'd Make A Good Horse Cop
The lights are flashing green but no one's moving
The fumes are collecting in the passenger seat
Yeah I know, I'll eventually move.
But unlike you, I guess I got nothing to prove
You keep weaving through traffic,
and I'll keep huffing exhaust.
Cause huffing exhaust beats breaking for assholes.
I'll let you know when I'm face down.
Tore up the roof of my mouth from eating your bullshit.
Now I'm tracing my tongue on the lacerations.
Yeah my mouth will eventually heal,
but you're feeding me more and I'm so sick of being polite.
Next week just please cut out the bullshit from your grocery
list.
I must insist.
Whoa no! whoa no! whoa no oh oh oh!
Now all I got left is a black lung, and I'm spotting on my
tongue.
Whoa no! whoa no! whoa no oh oh oh.
Yeah I know ill eventually move,
but unlike you I guess I feel like I got nothing to prove.
Yeah my mouth will eventually heal,
but you're feeding me more and I'm so sick of being polite
Whoa no! whoa no! whoa no oh oh oh.
Whoa no oh cause huffing exhaust beats breaking for assholes.
2.Public Domain
He said that she said that I said that I did
Now I'm dead, oh shit, I fucked up. We fucked up.
Then he screams, and she cries
Then he's pleased cause he lied.
But then his tongue is tied
But it's ok because he tried
Wither or not it's true, what exactly does that make you？
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
Everybody's got a masters degree
In telecommunicationary tactic
With a minor in therapy, a mix when injected produces an
asshole.
I hope you all choke tangled up in the cords of your
switchboard.
I hope you choke on your pride when you swallow it whole.
And when your life is through nobody will be there to confirm
that it's you.
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
I trust that you'll expect the worst from us.
I trust that you're exactly like us
I trust that you'll expect the worst from us.
I trust that you're exactly like us
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa oh we all are
Whoa oh whoa we're all the same
We're just public domain.
3.My Future's So Bright,I Gotta Wear Night Vision Goggles
Here it is again, my daily dose of medicine.
My orchestra of miniature violins.
Here I go again, wishing I was dead, wishing you were dead.
Wishing that these bottles could refill themselves
cause' there's no more free drinks in hell.
But the alcohol won't burn for long
when all my wounds are gone.
And I'm so sick of writing songs
that creatively hide everything I've done wrong (that's gone
wrong).
Until you're gone.
And I'm trying so hard to be upset,
but it's hard when I got no hard place to be between,
sitting on this rock with you doing what I'm supposed to.
We'll cheers until our bottles break
over all the future mistakes that we'll make.
So let's go drink some more mistakes.
But the alcohol won't burn for long
when all my wounds are gone.
And I'm so sick of writing songs
that creatively hide everything I've done wrong (that's gone
wrong).
Until you're gone.
And would you stand by all those things you said
with a loaded gun stuck to your head？
Well go ahead, say them again.
And would you stand by all your investments on a game of Russian
roulette？
Well go ahead, put your money where your mouth is.
Spray your bank account across these walls,
soak the floors and doors with change,
spraying oil from your veins,
knowing that you died in vain,
knowing that I stayed the same,
knowing that I quit this game and cashed in your remains.
4.Cincinnati Harmony
So proud of your new life. You say I'm a joke.
So I'm digging your eyes out with the keys to your new home.
What do I think of your success？ It sucks
Now wait a moment while I hold my hand up to stifle a yawn,
this is my opinion
What do I think of your success？
Why don't you ask me in 45 minutes when I'm drunk off my ass.
So next time you won't ask.
So you got a raise this week？ So you got a new car？
Oh how have I been lately？ wouldn't you like to compare.
Well since you asked： I'm clinically depressed,
I lost my job and everyone thinks I'm worthless.
Booze on my breath, holes in my shoes,
make no mistake, better off than you.
What do I think of your success？ It sucks
Now wait a moment while I hold my hand up to stifle a yawn,
this is my opinion
What do I think of your success？
Why don't you ask me in 45 minutes when I'm drunk off my ass.
So next time you won't ask.
Why don't you ask me in 45 minutes when I'm drunk off my ass.
So next time you won't ask.
5.Are You Going To Eat That Or Are You Straight Papers
Half awake and I love it.
Broken down and I need it.
So far away it is beautiful.
I need something more.
Can you hear it？ It's the sound of a failure
while everyone else succeeds.
Well I can't hear it I've had too many drinks.
Can you remind me tomorrow？
I'll lay on the floorboards by my bed.
Something's in this drink, something's gone to my head.
I'll lay on the floorboards by my bed
cause I don't wanna go home.
cause I don't wanna go home.
I always feel like I'm in traffic.
I wanna quit I wanna drop out.
Zoned out staring at the walls, starring at my shoes.
Got a deathtrap van, gotta day to abuse.
I need a business suit to change my heart.
Or a melody, yeah that's a start.
Can you hear it？ It's the sound of a failure
while everyone else succeeds.
Well I can't hear it I've had too many drinks.
Can you remind me tomorrow？
I'll lay on the floorboards by my bed.
Something's in this drink, something's gone to my head.
I'll lay on the floorboards by my bed
cause I don't wanna go home.
cause I don't wanna go home.
I always feel like I'm in traffic.
I wanna quit I wanna drop out.
I always feel like I'm in traffic.
I wanna quit I wanna drop out.
6.October 24th
Sometime in history I bet someone stood here and said,
I tried and failed.
With that in mind please send me on my way,
pat me on the back and tell me it's ok.
I'm taking back everything that I said and replacing it with
lead.
So when your balance is off just tell everyone it's all inside
your head.
Sometime in history I bet someone stood here and said,
it's a long way to the bottom
Sometime in history I bet someone pushed you off the ledge.
The life that you knew is just passing through, passing you.
Just the way that you wanted, riding off in the sunset.
Here's a nickel's worth of free advice：
next time don't mistake signing your life away for an autograph.
Don't make me laugh.
Sometime in history I bet someone stood here and said,
it's a long way to the bottom
Sometime in history I bet someone pushed you off the ledge.
THE LIFE THAT YOU KNEW IS JUST PASSING THROUGH,
KICKING DUST INTO YOUR EYES.
THE LIFE THAT YOU KNEW IS JUST PASSING THROUGH,
THE LIFE THAT YOU KNEW IS JUST PASSING THROUGH,
THE LIFE THAT YOU KNEW IS JUST PASSING THROUGH,
KICKING DUST INTO YOUR EYES.
7.June 4th
so sorry about your loss.
I heard the news.
you'll be on your feet soon.
This is not a layoff, it's a scratch off
A jackpot, a furlough.
A royal flush that clogged the drain of my inevitable change.
Passing on, passing through,
passing you, pass it on, pass it back.
Watch it fall, cause we've been long gone.
Passing on, passing through,
passing you, pass it on, pass it back.
Watch it fall, cause we've been long gone.
My alarm clock's been unplugged since November.
Been broke since December.
But I'll be happy come January.
Not unlike an adolescent strung out on daylight fighting the
sunset.
this time we'll play through the night,
I've got no curfew this time.
passing you, pass it on, pass it back.
My alarm clock's been unplugged since November.
passing you, pass it on, pass it back.
My life's not in a bank gaining interest, losing interest.
It's in this van, in this can,
on your finger. Set the rest on fire.
passing you, pass it on, pass it back.
Watch it fall, cause we've been long gone.
Not a layoff, a scratch off,
a jackpot, a furlough. A brazen vacation.
Put that in your 401K.
8.Dick Simmons
My view of my world seems just fine.
You think I'm just wasting my time.
Can't tell me the right way to live
when a shit is something I can't give.
You say I disgust you, you disgust me.
You say that I'm just living to die,
well that's just fine by me.
Vanity vanity, so secondarily.
Lazily hazily lackadaisically pulling me.
Booze and abuse and gluttony sounds more fun to me.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
Vanity vanity, so secondarily.
Lazily hazily lackadaisically pulling me.
Booze and abuse and gluttony sounds more fun to me.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
Judgmental irony, every channel on my TV.
Show me my new routine from your elliptical machine.
Cynical mouth off, you've just been cutoff.
My life vs. your life don't wanna hear it
LALALALALALALALLALANAAAHHHHHHHH.
You say I disgust you, you disgust me.
You say that I'm just living to die,
well that's just fine by me.
Vanity vanity, so secondarily.
Lazily hazily lackadaisically pulling me.
Booze and abuse and gluttony sounds more fun to me.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
Vanity vanity, so secondarily.
Lazily hazily lackadaisically pulling me.
Booze and abuse and gluttony sounds more fun to me.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
So gimmie gimmie more more gimmie.
9.Waking Up In The Monroe House With Cat Hair In My Mouth
Keystone and Carbombs
Sprayed on the front lawn
Services rendered for nights unremembered
Swallow a few pills,
chase with some bush mills
Brain is ejected, repeat as directed
I'll never buy 30 keystone lights again
I'll never try 13 Vicodin again
And in the end we'll regret, but we'll do it all again
10.The Glendora House
Stone foundations and wet floors
Broken bottles and black mold
A heating unit that won't work
Cause someone ripped out the ductwork
Someone pissed down the front hall
Beer cans nailed to the drywall
Trevor found all the spray glue
Now every wall says fuck you
I'll never forget the nights that I spent here
but then again I might not remember.
Stone foundations and wet floors
Broken bottles and black mold
A heating unit that won't work
Cause someone ripped out the ductwork
11.THANKYOUVERYMUCH
Remember the time we drank stolen beers in your parent's
basement
and recorded it all with your tape recorder？
Cassettes filled with chemical tape, something similar was
inside of us.
But that's now buried in the closet
with some dreams and a college degree.
That's now buried in the closet,
just like you and me.
Remember the time we drank stolen beers in your parent's
basement
and recorded it all with your tape recorder？
Cassettes filled with chemical tape, something similar was
inside of us.
But that's now buried in the closet
with some dreams and a college degree.
That's now buried in the closet,
just like you and me.
12.3244
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody sing. There's a flood in the basement so you better
leave,
cause the fluid in your lungs is a substance you can't breathe.
Go ahead, fill your lungs with what you'll never be.
While we're floating to the top we'll all continue to sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody left in the basement take a deep breath and sing.
Everybody sing. There's a flood in the basement so you better
leave,
cause the fluid in your lungs is a substance you can't breathe.
Go ahead, fill your lungs with what you'll never be.
While we're floating to the top we'll all continue to sing.
There's a flood in the basement.
There's a flood in the basement.
Breathe it in, scream it out till we break these foundation
walls.
13.It Really Couldn't Be Any Other (We'll Fuck You Like Superman)
I'm Stumbling Into the House Again
Molly looks on while I piss in the sink.
Shake you awake to tell you that I'm home
this kid has got to get out on his own.
We're on our hands and knees,
trying to convince ourselves
that getting wasted wasn't fun as hell.
I'm tripping out on every word you say
You turned human to me today
Now that the kids are gone, we go through less alcohol.
And my prescription for lorazepam lasts two weeks longer.
And at 4am, I don't get shaken awake by a reminder
of how cool I was when I was his age.
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